Monthly Archives: October 2005

The facts of life

Out of interest I looked up my “new” MP on the internet. I compared her voting record with that of the MP for Shropshire. I think it says something (I don’t know what) that even though she is a labour … Continue reading

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I, SAM THURSFIELD declare I will make tea for Jon and do all his work, and take none of the credit. I will get paid £490 per hour, and I will never ask for more. This contract is 600 months … Continue reading

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It is lists o’clock

THINGS I HAVE FIXED 1. My computer 2. My phone (but buying a new one so really it’s not fixed) 3. My course (that’s a lie i still do physics at the moment) THINGS THAT ARE FULL OF SHIT 1. … Continue reading

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Two reasons I am angry

1) My computer does not work any more. 2) I hate studying physics and I am totally not spending three years of my life learning about this shit. I sit in my lectures staring at the professor zombie-like and he … Continue reading

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The bat is in the belfry

Dear Jason! Or JON! I can’t remember my cleanstick.net password. I don’t know if I ever even had one because I have searched my chat logs etc. In conclusion I would like a new one please. As a token of … Continue reading

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