Today I was proceeding with my friend Robyn towards the bus station in Shrewsbury. Having bought an expensive and top secret birthday present for one of our friends, we took it upon ourselves to make loud chicken noises. This caused a girl walking slighty ahead of us to turn round and give a look of nervous bewilderment. I attempted to defuse the situation by shouting loudly “IT’S NOTHING PERSONAL” but this seemed to have no positive effect. I have added another number to my list of people that hate me.